unknownseas inventory

[magycks]

KEEPING

Ancient Sumerian Amulet: A necklace set with a large, cracked purple gem. It looks straight from Uruk, or maybe Party City.
Snow Globe - A souvenir from… it looks like Duckburg? Perfect to put on a shelf and look at once in a while.
BBQ Sauce - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque! (this has been filled with essential oils from the spa and is currently a very aggressive smelling thing of homemade mace, basically.)
Corkboard - A small bulletin board with some pins stuck into it! Perfect for making intricate displays about how everything’s connected, or about non-existent workers in the building you work at.
Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
Water Bottle - A bottle of delicious spring water. Refreshing!
Revenge Notes: Pages on pages of a gloating villainous monologue, heavily underlined and capitalized, which seem to be addressed to a Scrooge McDuck. They're definitely out of order.
Handkerchief Chain: So many colors! Will it ever end?
Hand-Made Paper - Just a loose stack of really fancy bespoke paper! To make those letters you write in case of your death really pop, you know?
Foam Dart Pistol - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough. Chaos Emerald - A beautifully polished green gemstone said to hold immense power, aka the weed rock.
Globe - A spinning globe of the Earth! Country lines guaranteed accurate at… some point in time!
Shovel - A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
One Billion Dead Souls: Well, it's a check to that effect, anyway. The for section is filled out with "idiot contest."
Tiffany: A spider-legged shark creature the size of a guinea pig, made of miniature treasure that's coalesced around a glowing red stone. Has no desire to do anything but pace around and eat loose change. If it were any bigger, this would probably be something to worry about!
Bootleg Bear Plush - A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura...
"Personal Space Reminder” - A small handheld device that, when you press a button, generates an external current of electricity. Could be dangerous if you touched someone with the electric parts!
Pistol - Standard issue Britannian military officer's gun, with one magazine loaded. (this is eventually going back to lelouch but in the meantime she's having a GRAND old time holding on to it)
Charlie Pants - A doll of a just wildly creepy-looking clown. (THANKS, SCOTT)
Solum's core - In its current unhatched state, it looks somewhere between a snail shell and an egg paperweight, and gives off a soft golden glow. It's not clear what it's for, but spend enough time with it and you'll wonder how you ever lived without it! (THANKS, FLAYN)

UP FOR TRADE UNCEREMONIOUSLY DUMPED OUTSIDE ROOM 5 DURING WEEK 7

Origami Instructions - A book of instructions on how to fold paper into cool things! Unfortunately, it doesn’t actually come with any paper.
Waterfall Poster (x2) - A full-size wall poster with a beautiful photo of Victoria Falls, the largest waterfall in the world. If you’re not into Rita Hayworth, this might be a useful tool to help you break out of here.
Blobfish Kigurumi (x2) - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world.
Hand Bra - Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world.
Wooden Flute (x3)- Hand-carved and actually really nice. There’s not even really a drawback to this one.
Ten-Gallon Hat - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw!
Monopoly - An obscure version of Monopoly based on a cartoon you’ve never heard of called “The Rocket Kids.” But hey, it’s still Monopoly, everyone’s favorite game for building closer bonds with your friends and family!
Neo Sweden Gundam Plugsuit: A magical girl-themed sailor bodysuit so impressively skintight you probably couldn't take it off if you tried, assuming you can get it on in the first place. Takes a lot of wiggling and finagling, but it's actually great for freedom of motion and general fighting purposes, assuming you want to live in it for the rest of your days.
9999 in 1 Game Device (x3) - A handheld device for playing retro games! There’s actually only about twenty, they just repeat in the menu until they reach 9999. Also they all suck.
Do-It-Yourself Mime Kit (x2) - A very fancy makeup kit! All in shades of white and black. If being a mime isn’t your thing, it might Miraculously help you fit in with a different group of people…
Distinguished Dress (x2)- A beautiful, beautiful… article of clothing. (He’s a duck on this one.)
Bathrobe - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.”
Bible+ - A copy of the Bible! Hang on, there’s an extra section at the back… why is there the entire script of Bee Movie in here?
Nisse (x2) - A stuffed friend for the holidays, or really any other time of the year - Gaze upon it, love it, take it home.
Bible+ - A copy of the Bible! Hang on, there’s an extra section at the back… why is there the entire script to Bee Movie… 2 in here?
Punk Jeans (x2) - A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit!
Labcoat - A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor!
Wetsuit - A full skintight wetsuit! Somehow, despite the random nature of the vending machine, it fits you perfectly.
Toy Laser Sword (x2) - A toy sword handle with a collapsible blade in one of several different colors! Not affiliated with any existing multimedia franchise.
Gingerbread House - A whole elegantly designed gingerbread house with all kinds of candy accents.
Scarf - An incredibly comfortable scarf, if you don’t mind the dull brown color.
A Cool Refreshing Beverage - Nice!
Globe - A spinning globe of the Earth! Country lines guaranteed accurate at… some point in time!
Black Lotuss - Oh man, this is like the most expensive trading card in the… hang on now, it’s counterfeit! What a ripoff!
Action Figure (x2) - A classic action figure of… well he has muscles and a sword? You don’t recognize him, but he feels like at least five to ten cartoon protagonists from a certain time period.
The Dreaded Knarrevik - An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck!
Gummy Fish - A ziploc bag of red fish-shaped candy. Actually pretty good, if you like that sort of thing!
Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
Diamond - Literally just a raw diamond, about the size of a pea, that looks freshly dug up from somewhere.
At-Home Planetarium - A glass ball that lights up and projects stars! Doesn’t work if the room is too big or if the lights are on, though.
Water Bottle - A bottle of delicious spring water. Refreshing!
Malört - A bottle of a foul-tasting liquor produced and distributed exclusively in Chicago, Illinois. It’s literally named after wormwood, if you don’t like strong and bitter alcohol you’ll probably have a bad time.
 

GONE

Black Lotuss - Oh man, this is like the most expensive trading card in the… hang on now, it’s counterfeit! What a ripoff! (left in the vending machine room)
A Cool Refreshing Beverage - Nice! (contents poured out overboard)
Box of Chocolates - Wow, it’s just like life! Careful not to grab the one that just kinda tastes like it’s full of shampoo. (eaten)
Live Bait x2 - A styrofoam cup just… full of worms. In case you want to go fishing, or pull a really mean prank! (Lalli took one, the other one got tossed overboard)
Air Tank x2 - A tank of air suitable for diving. It would be a great help towards getting out of here… if it weren’t empty. (left in vending machine room)
I Can’t Believe it’s Not Margarine! - A single stick of unsalted butter. Better refrigerate it. (tossed overboard)
Charlie Pants - A doll of a just wildly creepy-looking clown. (okay I have no idea where this thread with Filbo is going but suffice to say the clown is gone!)
An Egg - Can the vending machine offer you one of these in this trying time? Hard-boiled, at least. (eaten)
Turtles: ... This is literally just a basket full of small ordinary looking living turtles. Why would someone put this in the vending machine of all places? (she unintentionally just tipped the basket over after case two and they're running loose on the ship)
Freeze-Dried Ice Cream (x2) - Pretend you’re an astronaut! Only available in vanilla, but there's an ad on the back for other flavors. (eaten)
Gingerbread House (x2)- A whole elegantly designed gingerbread house with all kinds of candy accents. (eaten)
Water Bottle - A bottle of delicious spring water. Refreshing! (drunk)
Cherished Recorder: A red recorder used for making music. Despite its age, it seems well-taken care of. (returned to Sylvando after case 2)
Overdesigned broadsword - A large gold and black sword with a skeleton motif and a bizarrely shaped blade that looks like it was designed by either a teenage edgelord or a cursed ghost pirate. (returned to Decus during week 6)
Bootleg Bear Plush - A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura... (she has ripped off its face and sewed it onto the other fauxnobear plush, rip in fuck)
Funko Pop - A Funko Pop of one of your loved(???) ones, namely Lena! Collect them all! (melted in the art room kiln during week 6)
Stuffed Kangaroo - About a foot tall, and… it’s a kangaroo, what do you want from me? (she tried to turn this one into a makeshift vooodoo doll too, gave up, and left its mangled corpse in the crafts room)